One day Johnny's father decided to go and visit his neighbours-who had recently had a little baby boy. Johnny really wanted to go too, but his father was reluctant to let him because Johnny is a very spoken boy who lacks tact and his father was afraid he would offend their neighbours as he knew the their baby was born with only one ear!!!However Johnny wouldn't stop nagging him, so finally Johnny's father agreed to let him go, but not before he told him about the babies lack of ear and warned him not to offend their neighbours. Johnny agreed so off they went next door on their visit. When Johnny and his father arrived at their neighbours house Mary(the babies mother) opened the door and welcomed them into her sitting room. Johnny's face lit up as he played with the baby the whole visit, not once mentioning the babies lack of ear, his father was so proud of him and decided that he'd get him a treat when they get home for being such a good boy. Anyway, it was time to go but just before they left, Johnny said to Mary, "God, your baby has lovely eyes...they're really nice...can he see alright with those eyes and all??" and Mary replied "O God yes, he's got great eyesight...really really good eyesight!!!" and Johnny replied "Ach well that's good because he'd be fucked if he had to get glasses!!!"
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